AU-TMI as Mean Girls
the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of nephilims.
Simon: That one there, that’s Alec lightwood. He is one of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Magnus saved him from a great demon last year.
Magnus: He asked me how to spell Fairy dust.
Simon: That little one, that’s Izzy Lightwood.
Magnus:She’s totally rich because her dad like runs the institute or something.
Simon: Izzy knows everybody’s business, she knows everything about everyone.
Magnus:That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.
Simon: And evil takes a human form in Jace wayland. Don’t be fooled because He may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, He’s so much more than that.
Magnus: He’s the queen bee - the star, those other two are just his little workers
